HIV tests are more positive than that guy
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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