Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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