my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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