tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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