So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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