You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Randomize
