We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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