how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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