I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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