She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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