Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
The air taste purple.
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