I wannas sexs uuuuu
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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