i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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