I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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