I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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