sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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