Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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