So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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