butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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