he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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