is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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