Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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