I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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