Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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