The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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