fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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