with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
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New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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