You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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