another moral hangover. fuck.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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