He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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