Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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