everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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