No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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