Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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