you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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