that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
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so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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