Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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