ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
When did angry sex become our thing?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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