that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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