I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
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