I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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