Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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