Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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