there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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