the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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