I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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