I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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