In the future we'll all be gay
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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