i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
NoShamevember. You game?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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