worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
The dick lei will go down in squad history
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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