Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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