grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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