we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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