i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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