Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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