Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
