The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Randomize
