So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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