Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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