We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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